Lackadaisical Laura

If I have a daughter but I probably won’t get there in life I’ll name her cassette.

i don’t know how to comprehend the fact that my mom is upset about my dad finally asking for a divorce. Icouldn’t be happier for her (or just in general / them not being married  cos they NEVER EVER in my whole life ever got along [and by not getting along I mean violent arguing only] but didn’t think of divorcing?)(and my being happy about it might sound backwards but logic is very skewed in these parts) ( AND its actually against the rules of his religion which is the reason why is finally going thro with it???)

 dad says moms not invited to church cos she is the devil? or has close relations with him? idk she says a lot. i say thats probably just an excuse and he probably shouldn’t use that in court.but my mom exaggerates I’ve never heard him say this but i try and not listen to them lol and I’m not surprised, but nothing surprises me. things only confuse me always. but anyway I could have greatly benefited from this happening waaaaaaay earlier. cos soon, likely soon, ill be living on my own. 

moral: divorce isn’t always bad lol; bad wife=devil

oh and me and my mum are moving into an apartment the end of june :) and I’m happy about it but gunna try and enjoy these last few months in my childhood home. thank u for listening

haveacupofmytea:

ABANDONED SHIP. Mine now.

I’m all alone might as well sail away in my brand new sail boat… Can I get wifi on this boat. It’s kind of a deal breaker .. I have an advice blog and ppl depend on me.

haveacupofmytea:

ABANDONED SHIP. Mine now.

I’m all alone might as well sail away in my brand new sail boat… Can I get wifi on this boat. It’s kind of a deal breaker .. I have an advice blog and ppl depend on me.

is this camel toe. I say no but what do you think?

is this camel toe. I say no but what do you think?

ABANDONED SHIP. Mine now.

ABANDONED SHIP. Mine now.

Real *usable* toilet on the beach

Real *usable* toilet on the beach

Bought some cassettes today.

haveacupofmytea:

haveacupofmytea:

would you rather have an erection all the time or only on holidays?

C’mon this ones good guys. Before I revised it it was all the time or only during a full moon

BONER TIME!

Otis Redding

—Sitting on the Dock of the Bay

thisisnottony:

Otis Redding - Sitting on the Dock of the Bay

Effective would u rathers present equally good or bad opinions that allow for dynamic answers providing insight on choosers character:

Isnt relentless boner a band or something